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Happy Halloween: Print and Wear Your Own Al Gore Mask

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Another way of scaring children, other than making them watch AIT:

Masks will print out in full on one vertical sheet of US Letter (8.5in x11in) paper.

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  3. Louis Wu says

    It is comforting to see the level of maturity exhibited nowadays on this weblog – it reaffirms my initial opinions.

  4. Woody says

    Finding humor in life does require a sense of maturity. You can’t always go around being offended or never taking a moment to laugh.

  5. Luke says

    Great – thanks I find the little kiddies like to wear them and emulate Al after I show them AIT. We also do the Nobel Prize ceremony where the whole class wearing masks gets the Nobel Prize. Kids love it.

  6. Al Gore says

    Let all my minons rejoice in me.
    What better night in the year to praise doom and show the world how truly evil the non converted are and how noice we are.

    I note they are playing my psalm on the radio from time to time, so brethren and sistren loyal alcholytes all, lets make it a number 1 hit, get onto DJs world wide.( Good Gore on the Rise)

    I will put all royalties into my brand new Swiss Style enviro account, for world doom protection, no dont donate there, as it hasn’t got a name only a number. Trust me.

    As for masks I’m sure the little tackers and sprogs wouyld be quite happy to donate this years pocket money for a chance to look like me.

    That’s right my Gore mask is only two hundred dollars per child, batteries not included, think of the fun they will have, scaring school teachers into showing my Action Movie, An inconvenient truth.

    and always remember

    That will be $180,000 USD because I am green and love green backs.

    Vote Gore by consensus, world’s best scientist.

    Nobel Laureate,

    (it’s just a shame my old environment mate, Yasser wasn’t there for the award ceremony. He taught me all I need to know about the converting people to peaceful environmental outcomes.)

    Gaia’s pax and all that Jazz babies.
    Gotta rush my old science mate Oprah has a new doom theory.

  10. Travis says

    >the faithful do not take kindly to mockery.

    So I guess then the unfaithful like to mock. And I thought you guys believed in what you wrote…

  12. Woody says

    Forget the candy, forget UNICEF (I do). The Halloween trick-or-treaters should tell people that they are collecting money to buy carbon credits from Al Gore.