Some recent stops on Gore’s travel schedule:
May 4, 2008–Ohio
May 3, 2008–Philadelphia
April 15, 2008–Geneva
April 11, 2008–San Francisco
April 8, 2008–Iceland
April 5, 2008–Montreal
March 18, 2008–New York
March 15, 2008–India
March 12, 2008–Poland
March 11, 2008–Geneva
March 1, 2008–Monterey, California
February 14, 2008–New York City
January 31, 2008–Atlanta
January 24, 2008–Switzerland
January 19, 2008–Park City, Utah
Dec 13, 2007–Bali
Dec 7, 2007–Norway
November 30, 2007–London
November 20, 2007–The Turks and Caicos Islands
November 19, 2007–New York
November 6, 2007–New York
October 26, 2007–Spain
October 25, 2007–France
October 12, 2007–Palo Alto, California
October 5, 2007–Pacific Palisades, California
Sept. 25, 2007–New York
Sept. 19, 2007–Australia
Sept. 16, 2007–Los Angeles
August 26, 2007 San Francisco
August 26, 2007 Los Angeles
August 26, 2007 Nashville
August 9, 2007–Hong Kong
July 9, 2007–New Jersey
July 9, 2007–Washington, DC
July 3, 2007–London
June 20, 2007–South Africa
June 12, 2007–Istanbul
June 3, 2007–Denver
May 29, 2007–Washington, DC
May 24, 2007–New York City
May 23, 2007–San Francisco
May 22, 2007–Beverly Hills
May 11, 2007–Argentina
April 17, 2007–Nashville
April 13, 2007–New York
April 3, 20070–San Jose
March 29, 2007–Oslo
March 22, 2007–Montreal
March 12, 2007–London
March 7, 2007–Brussels
February 25, 2007–Hollywood
February 6, 2007–Madrid
January 28, 2007–New York City
January 20, 2007–Century City, California
January 18, 2007–London
January 15, 2007–Tokyo
Cartoon from garyvarvel.com
Thanks to Tom Nelson’s blog: Where’s Al Gore now?
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Al’s been everywhere, man.
Al’s been everywhere, man.
crossed the deserts bare, man.
breathed the mountain air, man.
Of travel Al took your share, man.
Al’s been everywhere.
He’s been to:
Tullamore,
Seymour,
Lismore,
Mooloolaba,
Nambour,
Maroochydore,
Kilmore,
Murwillumbah,
Birdsville,
Emmaville,
Wallaville,
Cunnamulla,
Condamine,
Strathpine,
Proserpine,
Ulladulla,
Darwin,
Gin Gin,
Deniliquin,
Muckadilla,
Wallumbilla,
Boggabilla,
Kumbarilla
(globe killer)
Al’s been everywhere, man.
Al’s been everywhere, man
He croosed the deserts bare, man.
He breathed the mountains air, man.
Of travels he took your share, man.
Al’s been everywhere.
Traveling the world for free and expanding your personal wealth so much you couldn’t possibly spend it all in ten lifetimes is certainly inspirational to the AGW crowd.
When are the ‘skeptics’ going to get that sort of cashola? I heard a rumor that Exxon was putting enough money on the table to make Al Gore look like a beggar.
Gore is a beggar, of course–but perhaps, the richest beggar in history.
The actual question for the rest of us is: would you take Al Gore’s money in exchange for spouting his agenda?
Me, personally, I’d rather sleep with a restful conscience.
Hmmm Jennifer as soon as I saw the air miles I immediatley thought of the Frank Sinatra classic: I’ve taken the liberty of changing some words. Okay ladies and gentlemen tonight from Los Davros here’s ………Al Gore
Come lie with me, lets fly lets lie away
If you can use, some climate disaster news
There’s a heat wave in far Bombay
Come lie with me, well fly well fly away
Come lie with me, lets float on floods in Peru
In lama land, there’s a glacier and
It’s melting because of you
Come lie with me, and make million too
When I give my lecture where the truth is rarefied
Well I just lie, starry eyed
Once I get my Co2 graph up there, I’ll be holding you all so near
You may here, cash tills ring – because we’re together
Weather wise it’s such a catastrophic day
I’ll allay all your fears, and take some polar bears
Down to Acapulco bay
Its perfect, for a lying hockey stick they say
Come lie with me,-count up your money- and we’ll fly away
Well when your’e trying to get people to buy your carbon offsets and negotiate the $100,000 lecture circuit you just have to travel
Hmmm Jennifer as soon as I saw the air miles I immediatley thought of the Frank Sinatra classic: I’ve taken the liberty of changing some words. Okay ladies and gentlemen tonight from Los Davros here’s ………Al Gore
Come lie with me, lets fly lets lie away
If you can use, some climate disaster news
There’s a heat wave in far Bombay
Come lie with me, well fly well fly away
Come lie with me, lets float on floods in Peru
In lama land, there’s a glacier and
It’s melting because of you
Come lie with me, and make million too
When I give my lecture where the truth is rarefied
Well I just lie, starry eyed
Once I get my Co2 graph up there, I’ll be holding you all so near
You may here, cash tills ring – because we’re together
Weather wise it’s such a catastrophic day
I’ll allay all your fears, and take some polar bears
Down to Acapulco bay
Its perfect, for a lying hockey stick they say
Come lie with me,-count up your money- and we’ll fly away
Well when your’e trying to get people to buy your carbon offsets and negotiate the $100,000 lecture circuit you just have to travel
sorry folks I posted twice the wrong version, please indulge me one more time
Come lie with me, lets fly lets lie away
If you can use, some climate disaster news
There’s a heat wave in far Bombay
Come lie with me, well fly well fly away
Come lie with me,lets float on floods down in Peru
In lama land, there’s a glacier and
It’s melting because of you
Come lie with me, and let’s make millions too
When I give my lectures where the truth is rarefied
Well I’ll get you so scarified
Once I get my Co2 graph up there, I’ll be holding you all so near
You may hear, cash tills ring – because we’re together
Weather wise it’s such a catastrophic day
I’ll allay all your fears, and take some polar bears
Down to Acapulco bay
Its perfect, for a lying hockey stick they say
Come lie with me,-count up your money- and we’ll fly away
Well when you’re trying to get people to buy your carbon offsets and negotiate the $100,000 lecture circuit you just have to travel
Red Rider (Tom Cochrane) – Lunatic Fringe
Lyrics:
http://www.lyricsdownload.com/red-rider-lunatic-fringe-lyrics.html
Soundtrack:
From: MusicIdiotSavante
Added: August 01, 2007
Lunatic Fringe
from the Red Rider LP “As Far As Siam” [adapted to the topic]
Neo-Marxist fringe
We know you’re out there
You’re done hiding
And you hold your meetings
The press hear you coming
They love what you’re after
We’re wise to you this time
We won’t let you kill the laughter.
Lunatic fringe
In the twilight’s last gleaming
This is open season
But you won’t get too far
We know you’ve got to tax someone
For your own ambition
But we’re on guard this time
Against your final solution
We can hear you coming
(We can hear you coming)
No you’re not going to win this time
We can hear the footsteps
(We can hear the footsteps)
Way out along the walkway
Neo-Marxist fringe
You say you’re out there
But in these new dark ages
There will still be light
An eye for an eye;
Well before you go under…
Can you feel the resistance?
Can you feel the thunder?
###
I see potential here – ‘An Inconvenient Truth II: The Musical.’
You cruel bastards. Can Al help it if he’s filthy rich and that saving the planet is energy intensive. Just so angry with you guys now. So angry.
Come on Luke. Give us the positive spin song.
http://laanta.blogspot.com/2008/03/gores-law.html
“Gore’s Law
As an online climate change debate grows longer, the probability that denier arguments will descend into attacks on Al Gore approaches one.”
I think it has something to do with the lack of science so you need to attack some figure to make up for it.
“Saving the planet is energy intensive,” wrote Luke.
Can Lawrence include that phrase in the chorus of his next song for us, please.
… recognising that the IPCC would have to have one of the biggest carbon footprints given the thousands of people who have to fly to the thousands of meetings it holds. Perhaps they have already calculated it?
“I think it has something to do with the lack of science so you need to attack some figure to make up for it.” Yeah, you just keep telling yourself that, Ender. First, it will become an emerging truth, then the Truth, at least in climate alarmist la-la land.
I’ve just had an update from Big Al.
He has decided that if this AGW frolic is going to be conducted like a religion, then it might as well be organised as a religion, as there are HUGE tax breaks for Organised Religions in the US.
From now on, it will be officially know as “Big Al’s Church of Latter Day Emerging Truth”.
Big Al will henceforth be referred to as “The Messiah”.
Devotees are expected to get their prayer mats out 5 times a day, align them towards Belle Meade, get down on their knees and chant the mantra:
“There is no God but Al, and Hansen is his prophet.”
“There is no God but Al, and Hansen is his prophet.”
…
Get with it. There’s not a moment to be wasted in ‘Saving the Planet’. The sooner you get started, the sooner the job’s finished.
No wonder I can’t crank that eco terrorist freak, he just wont stay still to get a shot on him.
If anyone writes LOL in their responce we could all be certain this thread was a total waste of time
OK just one more.
Scene: Gore’s Gaia One is grounded in Chicago due to enclement weather.
Al steps out onto an icy tarmac to register his displeasure with mother nature.
He breaks into a little ditty I call Gaia Rhapsody.
“Is this a squall line?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a snow storm.
No escape from reality.”
“I open my eyes,
look up to the skys,
and see.”
“I’m an important guy,
I need some sympathy-
Because I need to come, need to go,
A little high, little low,
Anyway the wind blows,it’s all climate change to me,
To me.”
“Gaia, just did my show again,
on a chart above my head,
‘Inconvenient truth’ is what I said,
Gaia, I had them in my hand,
But now you’ve gone and blown it all away-”
“Gaia ooo,
Why did it have to snow?-
I’ve gotta do another show this time tomorrow-
But it snows on, it snows on,
as if my show doesn’t matter-”
“Too late, departure time has come,
Sends shivers down my spine-
storm fronts all the time,
Could you cut the wind down for a minute-press agent’s on the phone-
Gotta cancel tomorrow – someone else will tell my truth-”
“Gaia ooo- (any way the wind blows)
I didn’t mean to lie,
I sometimes wish Id never started this climate thing at all-”
“I see a little sceptic of a man,
Flatearthers, deniars, above the storm I hear their laughter-
Thunderbolt and lightning-very very frightening-
Galileo (galileo) Galileo (galileo)
Galileo figaro-magnifico-”
“But I’m a rich important man-the whole world loves me-
He’s a really rich man-from an important family-
Sparing his time to save humanity-”
“Easy come easy go-,will you let me go-
Bismillah! no-,You must stop the snow-(let him go)-
Bismillah! You must stop the snow-(let him go)
Bismillah! You must stop the snow-let me go”
Will you stop the snow-let me go
Will you stop the snow-let me go
No,no,no,no,no,no,no-
Mama Gaia,mama Gaia,mama Gaia let me go-
Beelzebub has storm cloud put aside for me,for me,for me-”
“So you think you can snow me and spit in my eye-
So you think you can frost me when the worlds supposed to fry-
Oh baby-cant do this to me baby-
Just gotta get out-just gotta get right outta here-”
“Money’s all that matters,
anyone can see.
That money’s all that matters,
Money’s all that matters,
to me.
Anyway the wind blows…”
If we’re going to make a musical – better start casting. I suggest Michael Mann playing the fiddle with his hockey stick, James Hansen singing whilst gagged, and Lonnie Thompson’s un-archived dancing ice cores. Other suggestions welcome.
It’s alright Paul. I’m done. I was carried away for a minute, but I’m reeling it back in now.
Hey one of my climate change heros is appearing on radio tonight. Dr Tim Ball on coast to coast.
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2008/04/16.html
From the preview page:- Retired professor of Climatology, Dr. Tim Ball will discuss how issues like climate change, North American water resources, and bio-diesel are being politicized and exploited. –
This guy is good.
The show is abot over but there’s a link to MP3 recording for the whole 3 hours.
Wait a minute. Dr. Ball is a devout climate sceptic, old enough to remember the names of the original villians in the climate change hoax, and he has been expounding for three hours without a telephone glitch or a rolling brownout hitting the mother station.
There is a God. Either that or reverand Al is on the outs with the powers that be.
Anyway minstrel dudes – it’s so funny that if the planet is cooling how come it’s so warm?
The NCDC monthly report is out (http://www.ncdc.noaa.gov/oa/climate/research/2008/mar/mar08.html). Says March was the second-warmest on record globally. Land temperatures were the highest on record for March (and the anomaly is the second-largest on record for any month, just behind January 2007). Also interesting is that Eurasian snow cover, which was highest on record in January, is lowest on record in March.
Warm compared to when? I don’t think it is warm compared to other warm periods during the Holocene, but it is warm when compared to the Little Ice Age.
How about warm where? Not here.
http://www.intelliweather.net/imagery/intelliweather/templine_nat_640x480.jpg
Have a look.
Not too warm in the UK either at present – snow in South Yorkshire and Derbyshire today.
No wiggling now guys. Temp is going back up and rapidly.
Well I hope so – It ain’t very warm here, yet!
We usually call it spring.
hahahahahahahahhhaha, nice one james!
“Gore’s Law”
“As an online climate change debate grows longer, the probability that denier arguments will descend into attacks on Al Gore approaches one.”
I think it has something to do with the lack of science so you need to attack some figure to make up for it.”
An apt cartoon and an incomplete list of Gore’s air miles/energy use seems to upset some people. No mention of the vicious attacks by Gore on climate realists.
Luke
no need to be angry. This topic can serve as an excellent example of why deniers can be safely ignored. This is the level of their science.
“An apt cartoon and an incomplete list of Gore’s air miles/energy use seems to upset some people. No mention of the vicious attacks by Gore on climate realists.”
realclimate documented a public debate on the issue, between scientists, and an opposition lead by Chrichton. Guess who won? It’s not the fault of scientists that they aren’t good public debaters and speakers. Yet that is what appears to sway public opinion, if that debate is anything to go by. I think it’s terrible that Gore gets more people interested in AGW than the IPCC, but that’s not the fault of the IPCC or Gore, that’s human nature.
There are plenty of scientists who are good debaters and speakers. Giving talks/seminars is an essential part of being a scientist.
The reason the debate can’t be won is that it is based on computer models and predictions of a future catastrophe.
Economics couldn’t exist without computer models.
So I guess economics was invented after computer models.
“Economics couldn’t exist without computer models”.
The true believer’s philosophy!
That says it all!
The real world couldn’t exist without the virtual one.
No, sophisticated modelling and the computers used to run them are an essential part of much of modern science. That also goes for economics. Any talk of changes to tax rates, interest rates, etc, invariably brings out an economist saying what the models project if the change is made. Economists are just as heavy users of models as any climatologist.